Santa Shops at Your Local

I've updated my cv/résumé, which has been long overdue. I need to give them (and this web site) a redesign very soon. The problem is that I am busy with so many other projects. I've spent the day on other long overdue projects, and these still are not finished. On to some other news, though. I was watching television the other night, and I noticed this commercial for Morrison's. (In case you do not know, they are a chain of grocery stores.) Did you know that Santa Claus shops at Morrison's? That's right. Santa shops at Morrison's, according to this commercial. Rubbish. Everyone knows that Santa makes his own toys to give to children. Only a Santa-poser would buy from a shop. (Unless, of course, this Santa wants to give me a new red Mini Cooper with a UK flag on the top because we all know that elves do not make real cars.) What is Santa doing at Morrison's anyway? I found this commercial disturbing; I mean, if I go to Morrison's, will I see Santa too? Surely, today's children do not want groceries, and they leave enough cookies for Santa every year so that he will never have to buy food. Shame on you, Morrison's, for trying to get all of the children in England to beg their parents to take them on the next grocery shopping trip so that they can see Santa too.